Either we’re going to get back to taking founders’ red pills and get back to federalism and little “r” republicanism, or just give up

When you have taken the founders’ red pill, ladies and gentlemen, then you will cast a jaundiced eye on $640 billion of military spending. If you have taken the founders’ red pill, you know that the creature that was created from Jekyll Island in 1913 needs to be investigated, needs to be micromanaged by Congress, and you know that we need to get rid of fiat paper currency and get back to one backed by a commodity – silver, gold, palladium, platinum, doesn’t matter. You know that it is not conservative to start entire departments to micromanage the affairs of the people living in the several states, if you’ve taken the founders’ red pill.

This is what this election in 2010 ought to be all about. Either we’re going to get back to taking founders’ red pills and get back to federalism and little “r” republicanism, or just give up. Let Obama become Hitler. Let Obama become Mao. Enjoy it. Let Michelle Obama set your diet for you. It’s not so bad. They’ll still let a few of us go out and work. Some of us will be able to drive. It’s okay. All right, I may have been exaggerating about them letting us drive. Unless you’re driving a Government Motors car. Because a Supreme Court that’s going to uphold that Congress can make you buy health insurance can also make you buy a Government Motors car, and can also make you buy products that don’t have salt in them.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is no electoral solution to the problems that ail us. There isn’t one. I’m sorry. I don’t mean to rain on your parade. But there isn’t one. You can vote all you want. You can vote from now until 2050. And unless you return power back to the states and back to the counties and back to the cities and away from that monster, that Mordor on the Potomac with its giant gleaming red eye, hell bent and heaven sent on confiscating every last nickel that your [indiscernible] could ever earn. Hell, they’re going after what your grandkids are going to earn now. Unless you’re willing to take that beast on, and that requires you to take the founders’ red pill, well, then, good luck with all that.

And I say that the most important race in electoral politics this year, or thus far, is happening. Wasn’t Scott Brown in Taxachusetts because Scott Brown is a DeceptiCon. Scott Brown is a big government Republican. He would keep every federal agency just as it is, consecrated as it is, and fully staffed, long as you were willing to pay the taxes to support it. But Ron Paul’s young son, Rand Paul in Kentucky, doesn’t want to keep the federal edifice the way it is. He actually believes that there’s this thing called the Tenth Amendment, and he actually believes that it prohibits Congress from doing certain things. And he actually believes that it prohibits Congress from telling the states what they can and cannot do. And with the exception of a few limited instances. What about the Ninth Amendment? The Ninth Amendment says, hey, just because we may have forgotten to tell Congress that it couldn’t do a certain number of things does not mean that they can. And just because we only enumerated a few things that we’re reserving, we’re reserving all the rest that are non-enumerated, that we didn’t write down. All the rights, in other words. Well, Rand Paul – this race in Kentucky today is between a big capital “R,” big government Republican, chosen by the elite East Coast establishment, and someone who isn’t. And that’s what it comes down to.

Now, if I had an actual issue here, and we will have one coming up here I’m sure in the next day or so, or this week, we’ll get to it. Shocked by what you just heard? Shocked? You shouldn’t be. Fact of the matter is you’ve been playing Red Sox vs. Yankees, red vs. blue, liberal vs. conservative. “Fair and balanced, it’s fair and balanced.” And parties are at least – or the parties are at fault here. They want you to play that game. That keeps them in power. But then again, these are difficult things to say, and even more difficult to grasp, and damn near impossible to admit to. Don’t expect you to get it in a day.

New York Slimes today, the Politics and Government Blog at the Times. “Three United States Senate primaries on Tuesday offer new signs of the election year intentions of America’s dyspeptic voters. A few voters, anyways. In Kentucky, Rand Paul’s bid for the Republican nomination will again test the strength of the Tea Party right against the establishment represented by Trey Grayson. In Arkansas, Lt. Gov. Bill Halter’s attempt to oust incumbent Democrat, Senator Blanche Lincoln....”

Now, remember, ladies and gentlemen, when Blanche Lincoln was voting for ObamaCare, porkulus-stimulus, takeover of GM, student loans, all this other stuff, she was known in Washington as Blanche Lincoln. “Oh, pleased to make your acquaintance. I’m Blanche Lincoln, the esteemed Senator from – don’t tell anyone that I come from Arkansas.” She was Blanche Lincoln at the Wagyu beef parties held by the Obamas. But now that she’s back in Arkansas, she’s Blanche Lincoln. Remember that, Arkansans. You’re voting for Blanche, not that it matters. Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. There is the implication here that just a – even if the Tea Party people show up, why, this is not a representation of real America.

So again, you tea partiers, you people that care about the Constitution, that care about limited government, that want to keep what you earn and not have it stolen from you at the point of the IRS’s gun, and then wealth transferred away to someone who hasn’t earned it, you’re the loser. You are vilified on the Miss USA contest. You’re vilified by the President. And now you’re vilified daily on the pages of The New York Slimes.

Folks, it doesn’t matter. It does not matter because you’re not reading the Slimes. The only reason you even know they’re still printing newspapers is because I keep telling you. You’re not reading the Washington Compost. The only reason you know they’re printing newspapers is because I keep telling you. You’re certainly not listening to OMSNBC or watching it because more people watch the Cartoon Network. The only reason you know that Dead Schultz, Rick Maddow, and Chrissy “Hissy Fit” Matthews are still alive is because I keep telling you....

But you are surfing the Internet. you’re going to many websites, and you’re listening to your radios. You’re getting the information. These people used to be able to deny you. This is why you are a threat, and you must be marginalized. If you ever think that you’re going to pick a newspaper up and you’re going to be heralded, that, why, look at this, the tea parties are – look what they did. Look what all these caring federalist Americans, little “r” republicans, acting as their founders acted, look at what they achieved at the ballot box. You’re never going to hear that. It’ll never happen.